hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

(via stealingyourman)

squided:

"bisexuals are just being greedy"

This statement is correct.  I want all the donuts to myself.  No sharon you can’t have a donut.  Yes, I know there are 24 donuts.  Yes, I want them all for myself.  Fuck off sharon.

(Source: squided, via iwillssskinnnyou)

Anonymous asked:

WEST SIDE STORIES FROM WAYSIDE SCHOOL MOTHERFUCKER

Hello Children Answer:

HOLY SHIT YES YES FUCK YES THANK YOU ANON